The Tour de France: the course full of tragedy, adversity and prosperity. The race in which the leader is never sure of the yellow until he passes the finish line in Paris for the very last time. Or as Dutch’s last Tour winner Joop Zoetemelk once concisely said: “Paris is still a long way…”
Le Sprinteur: an ode to the men with nerves of steel and dynamite thighs. De riders who 'hide' all day long, waiting for that one moment, the apotheosis. The moment that the real powerhouses cross their swords. With one goal in mind: the finish line... first.
In the series of beautiful French cycling terms: Tête de la Course, or literally: head of the race. The place for every rider with ‘ambitions’. Because like the old cycling wisdom goes: when your not in front you can’t compete for the win. So: Allez! Aller à la Tete de la course!
Cyclists, sometimes they seem nothing short than beastlike. Breakaway on breakaway, indefatigable, uphill, downhill, over the cobbles, in full sprint, stomping through the air thick of the scent of fish & chips and stale beer on the Vélodrome. Cunning as a fox, strong as a bear: L'ours de la course.
When the pain of the suffering has been forgotten the memories remain. Memories of great legs, of races in exotic places or in horrific weather. Memorable victories, extreme highs and unfortunate lows. All symbolized by the bib number. This t-shirt is a tribute to those very stories, it tells the story of a career as a professional. And how do you do that better than using the bib numbers of a real pro? The bib numbers of (former Por cyclist) Maarten Tjallingii.
The poster 'paris is still far' is now a key feature in our campervan. We will never be able to go to paris, because that would mean the logic fails, but we are 100% ok with that. Colors and design are beautiful!
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Le Grimpeur, the rider who only truly feels alive when the road underneath his pedals starts to rise. Dancing his (or her) way to top, with nothing more then the rhythm of his pounding legs as a companion. On his way, with only one goal in mind: the top.
At last. A high quality print of our all-time classic bib number 13. Inspired by one of the many superstitions in (pro) cycling peloton: bib number 13, which is worn upside down to not defy the gods of cycling mischief and mayhem.
A ‘Chasse patate', a typical cycling phrase for an escape from the peloton which everyone knows is doomed to fail, even the rider who’s in the ‘Chasse Patate’. However, he (or she) has no choice but to push on and eat away the miles, if only to please the sponsor.
Becoming world champion and wearing the rainbow jersey, the dream of every professional rider. A dream which more often then not ends in nothing less then a nightmare. While wearing the rainbow jersey riders get struck all sorts of bad luck, weird incidents, crashes, injuries and second places. It seems that the beautiful jersey is jinxed, the jersey of champions, champions of bad luck that is.