The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.

A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.

A dark green Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from the back, features an adjustable strap with a metal buckle and white LA MACHINE embroidery near the opening.

Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap

“Fewer scraped knees this way.”

€ 39,00

Breathable cotton fabric
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Color:

Pine Green

In stock

Responsibly made. Seriously worn.

Free Shipping during Le Tour (EU) — 30-day returns — secure checkout

Description

I ride bikes because I’m not great at skateboarding, choosing pedal strokes over kick flips and lycra love over baggy jeans.

Highlights

Classic 6-panel design
Adjustable strap for fit
Breathable cotton fabric
Made in China
Designed in the Netherlands
No itching labels
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

The perfect domestique