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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.
Allez - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Sale price€ 29,95 Regular price€ 79,00
A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price€ 25,00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price€ 69,00
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price€ 25,00
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price€ 49,00
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale price€ 39,95 Regular price€ 49,00
The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
A dark green Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from the back, features an adjustable strap with a metal buckle and white LA MACHINE embroidery near the opening.
A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
The Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a green bike cap with a white and black patch that says, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, and has an adjustable strap for a perfect fit.
Additional view of the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
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Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap

“Fewer scraped knees this way.”

Sale price€ 31,95 Regular price€ 39,00
  • Breathable cotton fabric
  • Ventilation eyelets
  • Rounded sewn-through visor

Color:

Pine Green
Pine GreenThe La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
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Description

I ride bikes because I’m not great at skateboarding, choosing pedal strokes over kick flips and lycra love over baggy jeans.

Highlights
  • Classic 6-panel design
  • Adjustable strap for fit
  • Breathable cotton fabric
  • Made in China
  • Designed in the Netherlands
  • No itching labels
  • Ventilation eyelets
  • Rounded sewn-through visor

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

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  • Rest of EU: €9,95 · free over €110 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH: €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA): €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

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30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn't fit, because peace of mind matters.
The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap Sale price€ 31,95 Regular price€ 39,00

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