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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.
Allez - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Sale priceCHF 29.00 Regular priceCHF 75.00
A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale priceCHF 24.00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale priceCHF 65.00
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale priceCHF 24.00
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale priceCHF 46.00
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale priceCHF 46.00
The La Machine No Watts No Glory cycling cap with black and orange stripes, NO WATTS NO GLORY text and ANIMACHINE on the brim, 100% cotton, one size.
A model wearing the No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
The No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a black and orange classic cotton cap. It features bold white NO WATTS NO GLORY text on top and LA MACHINE in black on the orange brim. One size fits all for comfortable rides.
A model wearing the No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
The No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a classic black 100% cotton cap with orange side stripes and NO WATTS NO GLORY in bold white on the front. One size fits all.
The No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club features a classic style with black fabric and orange stripes on both sides, shown against a plain white background.

No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap

“Big talk. Bigger watts required.”

Sale priceCHF 28.00
  • 100% cotton
  • Sweat-wicking inner band
  • Fits under helmet

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Orange
OrangeThe La Machine No Watts No Glory cycling cap with black and orange stripes, NO WATTS NO GLORY text and ANIMACHINE on the brim, 100% cotton, one size.
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Description

No watts, no glory; don’t overthink it. Go full gas, all out, and see how far it takes you.

Highlights
  • Lightweight, quick-dry fabric
  • Sweat-wicking inner band
  • Bold cycling graphics
  • Fits under helmet
  • Made in China

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

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Delivery

  • NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
  • Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

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30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

The perfect domestique

No Watts No Glory - Cycling Socks - White
No Watts No Glory - Cycling Socks - White

A sporty fit

CHF 24.00

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CHF 24.00
No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml
No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml

BPA-free plastic

CHF 18.00

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CHF 18.00
The La Machine No Watts No Glory cycling cap with black and orange stripes, NO WATTS NO GLORY text and ANIMACHINE on the brim, 100% cotton, one size.
No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap Sale priceCHF 28.00

Why it feels this good

A model wearing the No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.

Premium feel

What sets it apart: lightweight, quick-dry fabric , a sweat-wicking inner band and bold cycling graphics .

The No Watts No Glory - Cycling Cap by La Machine Cycle Club features a classic style with black fabric and orange stripes on both sides, shown against a plain white background.

It's in the details

100% Cotton, made with care in a trusted workshop in China. Small runs, made to last for years.

Free Shipping during Le Tour (EU)

Le Tour is on, and the shipping is on us. From the opening stage to Paris, EU orders ship free. Order today, wear it at the next stage. Allez!

La Machine X EF Pro Cycling

200+ Humans. 1 Aesthetic. The entire EF Team, sorted.

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On every order above CHF 200

Hassle-free returns

Because peace of mind matters: our easy return policy means you never have to worry when ordering.

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Inspired by breakaways, bidons and cols. We turn cycling culture into everyday style.