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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.
Sale price€ 29,95 Regular price€ 79,00
A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Sale price€ 25,00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
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Training is for the Talentless - Loose Fit - T-shirt - Off White

“We just train a lot.”

Sale price€ 55,00
Luca

Luca is 183 cm / 6'0" and is wearing a size M

Size chart - T-shirts - Regular Fit

Our Regular Fit T-shirts are designed with a classic cut: not too tight, not too loose. Find your ideal size using the chart below.

Size Half Chest (A) Body Length (B) Sleeve Length (C)
X-Small 45 cm / 17.72 in 70 cm / 27.56 in 22.5 cm / 8.66 in
Small 48 cm / 18.90 in 71.5 cm / 27.95 in 23 cm / 9.06 in
Medium 51 cm / 20.08 in 73 cm / 28.74 in 23.5 cm / 9.06 in
Large 54 cm / 21.26 in 74.5 cm / 29.13 in 24 cm / 9.45 in
X-Large 57 cm / 22.44 in 76 cm / 29.92 in 24.5 cm / 9.45 in
XX-Large 60 cm / 23.62 in 77.5 cm / 30.31 in 25 cm / 9.84 in

Fit Tip: Regular fit. Choose your usual size, or size up for a looser, more relaxed silhouette.

Regular fit T-shirt measurement diagram A B C
Visual reference for A (Half Chest), B (Body Length), and C (Sleeve Length)
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  • Pre-washed
  • Breathable cotton blend
  • Tailored European fit

Color:

Off White
Size: XS
Size chart - T-shirts - Regular Fit

Our Regular Fit T-shirts are designed with a classic cut: not too tight, not too loose. Find your ideal size using the chart below.

Size Half Chest (A) Body Length (B) Sleeve Length (C)
X-Small 45 cm / 17.72 in 70 cm / 27.56 in 22.5 cm / 8.66 in
Small 48 cm / 18.90 in 71.5 cm / 27.95 in 23 cm / 9.06 in
Medium 51 cm / 20.08 in 73 cm / 28.74 in 23.5 cm / 9.06 in
Large 54 cm / 21.26 in 74.5 cm / 29.13 in 24 cm / 9.45 in
X-Large 57 cm / 22.44 in 76 cm / 29.92 in 24.5 cm / 9.45 in
XX-Large 60 cm / 23.62 in 77.5 cm / 30.31 in 25 cm / 9.84 in

Fit Tip: Regular fit. Choose your usual size, or size up for a looser, more relaxed silhouette.

Regular fit T-shirt measurement diagram A B C
Visual reference for A (Half Chest), B (Body Length), and C (Sleeve Length)
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Responsibly made. Seriously worn.

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Description

A quiet jab at the grind-culture crowd, printed clean and bold on a heavyweight off-white tee. Soft combed cotton, relaxed loose fit, built to be worn into the ground — ideally while doing absolutely no training at all.

Highlights
  • Made in Turkey
  • Breathable cotton blend
  • No itching labels
  • Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage
  • Tailored European fit
  • Designed in the Netherlands

Our model is 183cm tall and wears size M

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

  • NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
  • Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

The perfect domestique

Training is for the Talentless off-white t-shirt with bold slogan print, premium La Machine off-bike tee
Training is for the Talentless - Loose Fit - T-shirt - Off WhiteXS Sale price€ 55,00

Why it feels this good

A model wearing the Training is for the Talentless - T-shirt - Off White by La Machine Cycle Club.

Premium feel

What sets it apart: a breathable cotton blend , no itching labels and pre-washed to minimize shrinkage .

The Training is for the Talentless - T-shirt - Off White by La Machine Cycle Club, alternate product view.

It's in the details

100% Cotton, made with fair wages. No fast fashion, just fabric that lasts for years.

Free Shipping during Le Tour (EU)

Le Tour is on, and the shipping is on us. From the opening stage to Paris, EU orders ship free. Order today, wear it at the next stage. Allez!