The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.

A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.

A dark green Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from the back, features an adjustable strap with a metal buckle and white LA MACHINE embroidery near the opening.

Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap

“Fewer scraped knees this way.”

€ 39,00

Breathable cotton fabric
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Color:

Pine Green

In stock

Description

I ride bikes because I’m not great at skateboarding, choosing pedal strokes over kick flips and lycra love over baggy jeans.

Highlights

Classic 6-panel design
Adjustable strap for fit
Breathable cotton fabric
Made in China
Designed in the Netherlands
No itching labels
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

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It's in the details

Every piece, seen up close: the fabric, the finish and the feel.

Premium feel

It starts with the fabric: 100% cotton. Made in china, by makers who care about the fabric, the finish and the feel. Made to endure, wear after wear, wash after wash.

In the details

Look closer. Classic 6-panel design. Adjustable strap for fit. Designed in the Netherlands. No itching labels. Nothing loud. Everything considered.

Fast Fashion? Non merci.

We create garments that last — in looks, in performance, and in construction. No cheap shortcuts. No compromised quality. You won’t find us chasing trends. We focus on timeless cycling culture and clean design.