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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.
Allez - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Sale price229,00 kr Regular price610,00 kr
A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price191,00 kr
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price534,00 kr
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price191,00 kr
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price381,00 kr
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale price381,00 kr
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
The No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from another angle.
Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.
A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.
The No Watts No Glory - Towel (60x80 cm) by La Machine Cycle Club is an orange, rectangular 100% cotton gym towel with a black LA MACHINE label on one corner, shown on a plain white background.
A No Watts No Glory towel by La Machine Cycle Club (60x80 cm, 100% cotton) hangs neatly on a white round hook against a plain white wall.
Detail view of the No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club.

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

“Says it. Now prove it.”

Sale price229,00 kr
  • Pre-washed
  • 100% cotton
  • Soft and breathable

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Paincave Orange
Paincave OrangeThe La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white. BlueEmpty the Tank towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym. Paincave YellowBreak Away First Think Later towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym.
Size: 60x80 cm
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Description

Heading for a "short" break to Wattopia or just working up a sweat at the gym? Drying off that hard-earned grit has never been this stylish!

Highlights
  • Designed in the Netherlands
  • No itching labels
  • Soft and breathable
  • Pre-washed
  • Made in Pakistan
  • Premium Off Bike Essentials
  • Perfect for Indoor Sessions

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

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Delivery

  • NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
  • Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

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30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

The perfect domestique

No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml
No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml

BPA-free plastic

153,00 kr

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153,00 kr
La Machine - Musette - Black
La Machine - Musette - Black

Designed in the Netherlands

191,00 kr

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191,00 kr
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm60x80 cm Sale price229,00 kr

It's in the details

Born from cycling culture

The No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from another angle.

Premium feel

Soft, breathable cotton, pre-washed for a better feel from the first use. Designed in the Netherlands, no itching labels. Made for the indoor sessions and everything after.

Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.

In the details

100% cotton, soft and breathable against the skin. Built to last, wear after wear, wash after wash.

Off Bike - On purpose

Off the bike is still cycling. The commute, the workday, the rest day. That's the life we dress. We make it iconic, on purpose. No fast fashion. No shortcuts. Just cycling culture, made wearable. Allez.

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Tête de la course

Inspired by breakaways, bidons and cols. We turn cycling culture into everyday style.

Après l'étape.

No fans, no flamme rouge. Just a quiet room and tomorrow's col. Gear for the hours off the bike.

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Hassle-free returns

Because peace of mind matters: our easy return policy means you never have to worry when ordering.

Off Bike Essentials

Inspired by breakaways, bidons and cols. We turn cycling culture into everyday style.