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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.Allez - Tour de France - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Allez - Tour de France - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Sale price£27.00 Regular price£71.00
A pair of Allez Allez - Cycling Socks by La Machine Cycle Club in all white, side by side, each with bold black ALIVE vertically on the front. Seamless toe, optimum elastic fit. Displayed on a plain light gray background.The Allez Allez Cycling Socks by La Machine Cycle Club feature an all-white textured fabric with a repeating black zigzag edge for optimal elastic fit.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price£23.00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.Close-up of Beyond the bike Sweatshorts by La Machine Cycle Club in Melange Grey, featuring a cotton waistband with white drawstring threaded through black metal eyelets and vibrant orange-tipped ends for a pop of color to this relaxed fit design.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price£62.00
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.Close-up of Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White by La Machine Cycle Club, showing the white textured fabric with a bold black letter C on it, set against a light gray background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price£23.00
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price£45.00
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off WhiteBib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale price£45.00

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Join the La Machine Cycling Club peloton. Get 10% off on your first purchase.

Note: Valid for first-time customers only.
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm
Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.
A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.
The No Watts No Glory - Towel (60x80 cm) by La Machine Cycle Club is an orange, rectangular 100% cotton gym towel with a black LA MACHINE label on one corner, shown on a plain white background.
A No Watts No Glory towel by La Machine Cycle Club (60x80 cm, 100% cotton) hangs neatly on a white round hook against a plain white wall.
No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

Sale price£27.00

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Paincave Orange
Paincave OrangeThe La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white. BlueEmpty the Tank - Towel - 60x80 cm Paincave YellowBreak Away First Think Later - Towel - 60x80 cm
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Description

Heading for a "short" break to Wattopia or just working up a sweat at the gym? Drying off that hard-earned grit has never been this stylish!
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  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

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Care

Washing: Inside out at max 30°C with similar colors. Close all zippers.

Drying: Do not tumble dry. Air-dry flat; darks in the shade, whites in the sun.

Ironing: Inside out at medium temperature.

Maintenance: Avoid rough surfaces and use a lint remover to keep fabrics sharp.
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Within the EU, enjoy free shipping on orders above € 100.

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Holiday Season: Return Period Extended to 60 Days

Returns are easy at La Machine. You have 30 days to return or exchange your item — simple and risk-free. Doesn’t fit? Changed your mind? Just send it back.
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm60x80 cm Sale price£27.00

Key features

A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.

Highlights

  • Designed in the Netherlands
  • No itching labels
  • Soft and breathable
  • Pre-washed
  • Made in Pakistan
  • Premium Off Bike Essentials
  • Perfect for Indoor Sessions

Born from the peloton

The original since 2013 — built on cycling’s heritage, never in a chasse patate.

The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.

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  • 100% Cotton

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