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Training is for the Talentless off-white t-shirt with bold slogan print, premium La Machine off-bike tee

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Training is for the Talentless - Loose Fit - T-shirt - Off White

“We just train a lot.”

£49.00

Pre-washed
Breathable cotton blend
Tailored European fit

Color:

Off White

Training is for the Talentless off-white t-shirt with bold slogan print, premium La Machine off-bike tee

Size: XS

Size chart - T-shirts - Regular Fit

Our Regular Fit T-shirts are designed with a classic cut: not too tight, not too loose. Find your ideal size using the chart below.

Size	Half Chest (A)	Body Length (B)	Sleeve Length (C)
X-Small	45 cm / 17.72 in	70 cm / 27.56 in	22.5 cm / 8.66 in
Small	48 cm / 18.90 in	71.5 cm / 27.95 in	23 cm / 9.06 in
Medium	51 cm / 20.08 in	73 cm / 28.74 in	23.5 cm / 9.06 in
Large	54 cm / 21.26 in	74.5 cm / 29.13 in	24 cm / 9.45 in
X-Large	57 cm / 22.44 in	76 cm / 29.92 in	24.5 cm / 9.45 in
XX-Large	60 cm / 23.62 in	77.5 cm / 30.31 in	25 cm / 9.84 in

Fit Tip: Regular fit. Choose your usual size, or size up for a looser, more relaxed silhouette.

Regular fit T-shirt measurement diagram A B C

Visual reference for A (Half Chest), B (Body Length), and C (Sleeve Length)

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Description

A quiet jab at the grind-culture crowd, printed clean and bold on a heavyweight off-white tee. Soft combed cotton, relaxed loose fit, built to be worn into the ground — ideally while doing absolutely no training at all.

Highlights

Made in Turkey
Breathable cotton blend
No itching labels
Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage
Tailored European fit
Designed in the Netherlands

Our model is 183cm tall and wears size M

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

Training is for the Talentless off-white t-shirt with bold slogan print, premium La Machine off-bike tee

Training is for the Talentless - Loose Fit - T-shirt - Off WhiteXS

£49.00

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