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A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price¥4,700
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price¥13,000
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price¥4,700
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price¥9,200
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale price¥7,500 Regular price¥9,200
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
The No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from another angle.
Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.
A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.
The No Watts No Glory - Towel (60x80 cm) by La Machine Cycle Club is an orange, rectangular 100% cotton gym towel with a black LA MACHINE label on one corner, shown on a plain white background.
A No Watts No Glory towel by La Machine Cycle Club (60x80 cm, 100% cotton) hangs neatly on a white round hook against a plain white wall.
Detail view of the No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club.

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

“Says it. Now prove it.”

Sale price¥5,500
  • Pre-washed
  • 100% cotton
  • Soft and breathable
  • Unisex

Color:

Paincave Orange
Paincave OrangeThe La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white. BlueEmpty the Tank towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym. Paincave YellowBreak Away First Think Later towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym.
Size: 60x80 cm
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Description

Heading for a "short" break to Wattopia or just working up a sweat at the gym? Drying off that hard-earned grit has never been this stylish!

Highlights
  • Designed in the Netherlands
  • No itching labels
  • Soft and breathable
  • Pre-washed
  • Made in Pakistan
  • Premium Off Bike Essentials
  • Perfect for Indoor Sessions

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

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Within the EU, enjoy free shipping on orders above € 150. Other Worldwide € 200.

Returns
Holiday Season: Return Period Extended to 60 Days

Returns are easy at La Machine. You have 30 days to return or exchange your item — simple and risk-free. Doesn’t fit? Changed your mind? Just send it back.
The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.
No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm60x80 cm Sale price¥5,500

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Off Bike Essentials

Inspired by breakaways, bidons and cols. We turn cycling culture into everyday style.