The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.

The No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from another angle.

Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.

A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.

The No Watts No Glory - Towel (60x80 cm) by La Machine Cycle Club is an orange, rectangular 100% cotton gym towel with a black LA MACHINE label on one corner, shown on a plain white background.

A No Watts No Glory towel by La Machine Cycle Club (60x80 cm, 100% cotton) hangs neatly on a white round hook against a plain white wall.

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

“Says it. Now prove it.”

$39.00

Pre-washed
100% cotton
Soft and breathable

Color:

Paincave Orange

Empty the Tank towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym.

Size: 60x80 cm

60x80 cm

In stock

Responsibly made. Seriously worn.

Free Shipping during Le Tour (EU) — 30-day returns — secure checkout

Description

Heading for a "short" break to Wattopia or just working up a sweat at the gym? Drying off that hard-earned grit has never been this stylish!

Highlights

Designed in the Netherlands
No itching labels
Soft and breathable
Pre-washed
Made in Pakistan
Premium Off Bike Essentials
Perfect for Indoor Sessions

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

The perfect domestique