The La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory Towel (60x80 cm) is orange, made of 100% cotton, and features the slogan printed diagonally. A black tag accents the upper left edge. The background is plain white.

The No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from another angle.

Close-up of textured orange fabric from the La Machine Cycle Club No Watts No Glory towel (60x80 cm), featuring large, raised letters for a bold, tactile pattern across the 100% cotton material.

A No Watts No Glory Towel by La Machine Cycle Club, 60x80 cm, in bright orange drapes over a stationary bike’s handlebars; a white water bottle and helmet hang in the background, ready for your next virtual ride.

The No Watts No Glory - Towel (60x80 cm) by La Machine Cycle Club is an orange, rectangular 100% cotton gym towel with a black LA MACHINE label on one corner, shown on a plain white background.

A No Watts No Glory towel by La Machine Cycle Club (60x80 cm, 100% cotton) hangs neatly on a white round hook against a plain white wall.

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm

$40.00

Pre-washed
100% cotton
Soft and breathable
Unisex

Color:

Paincave Orange

Empty the Tank towel by La Machine, 60x80 cm, with bold lettering — built for Zwift sessions and the gym.

Size: 60x80 cm

60x80 cm

In stock

Description

Heading for a "short" break to Wattopia or just working up a sweat at the gym? Drying off that hard-earned grit has never been this stylish!

Highlights

Designed in the Netherlands
No itching labels
Soft and breathable
Pre-washed
Made in Pakistan
Premium Off Bike Essentials
Perfect for Indoor Sessions

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR: €4,95 · free from €99 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU: €9,95 · free from €99 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH: €9,95 · free from €99 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA): €19,95 · free from €150 · 3–9 working days

Returns

100 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn't fit, because peace of mind matters.

No Watts No Glory - Towel - 60x80 cm60x80 cm

$40.00

It's in the details

Born from cycling culture. Made for the moments after the ride.

The material

It starts with the material: 100% cotton. Designed in the netherlands. No itching labels. Made in pakistan, by makers who care about the finish and the feel.

Longevity over volume

Not a gadget for the drawer. Small runs, from makers we know, chosen to last for years. That is our definition of sustainability.

Après la Course

Cycling culture doesn't end at the finish line. It lives on in the moments between rides. For showing the world you ride, without dressing like you're racing.