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A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price$34.00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price$92.00
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price$34.00
Front view of the Bib Number 13 tee Melange Grey, laid flat.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price$65.00
The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
A dark green Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from the back, features an adjustable strap with a metal buckle and white LA MACHINE embroidery near the opening.
A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
The Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a green bike cap with a white and black patch that says, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, and has an adjustable strap for a perfect fit.
Additional view of the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.
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Suck at Skateboarding

Sale price$27.00 Regular price$52.00

Casual Cap

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Sale price$27.00 Regular price$52.00
  • An adjustable strap
  • No itching labels
  • A classic 6-panel design

Color:

Pine Green
Pine GreenThe La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
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Description

I ride bikes because I’m not great at skateboarding, choosing pedal strokes over kick flips and lycra love over baggy jeans.

Highlights
  • Classic 6-panel design
  • Adjustable strap for fit
  • Breathable cotton fabric
  • Made in China
  • Designed in the Netherlands
  • No itching labels
  • Ventilation eyelets
  • Rounded sewn-through visor

Materials
  • 100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

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Delivery

  • NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR: €4,95 · free from €150 · 1–2 working days
  • Rest of EU: €9,95 · free from €150 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH: €9,95 · free from €150 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA): €19,95 · free from €150 · 3–9 working days

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100 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn't fit, because peace of mind matters.
The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.
Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap Sale price$27.00 Regular price$52.00

It's in the details

Born from cycling culture. Made for the moments after the ride.

The Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a green bike cap with a white and black patch that says, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, and has an adjustable strap for a perfect fit.

The fabric

It starts with the fabric: 100% cotton. Classic 6-panel design. Adjustable strap for fit. Made to endure, wear after wear, wash after wash.

A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.

No fast fashion

Fast fashion is built for turnover. This isn't. Fewer pieces, better made, worn longer.

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Cycling culture doesn't end at the finish line. It lives on in the moments between rides. For showing the world you ride, without dressing like you're racing.
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Which size should I take?

Check the fit indicator above the sizes: runs small, true to size or runs large, based on reviews. The size chart has the exact measurements. Between two sizes? The Service Course is happy to help.
When will my order arrive?

NL, BE, DE, AT, LU and FR: 1 to 2 working days. Rest of the EU: 2 to 3. UK, Norway and Switzerland: 3 to 4. Rest of the world: 3 to 9.

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Can I return or exchange?

Yes. 100 days, hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn't fit.

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