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The Allez - Tour de France Polo Shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light yellow unisex polo with short sleeves, a collar, three buttons, and an embroidered logo on the left chest, shown flat on a white background.
Allez - Polo Shirt - Light Yellow
Sale price$51.00 Regular price$133.00
A pair of Allez Allez socks by La Machine in all white, shown side by side with bold black ALLEZ lettering down the front. Seamless toe, elastic fit, on a light grey background.
Allez Allez - Cycling Socks
Sale price$43.00
The Beyond the Bike Sweatshorts in Melange Grey by La Machine Cycle Club feature a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, white drawstrings with orange tips, side pockets, and a red patch with white text on the lower left leg.
Beyond the bike - Sweatshorts - Melange Grey
Sale price$117.00
La Machine Cycle Club’s Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks in white feature bold black “1” and “3” on the front, a seamless toe, and are shown upright side by side against a plain background.
Bib Number 13 - Cycling Socks - White
Sale price$43.00
The Bib Number 13 - T-shirt by La Machine Cycle Club is a light melange grey unisex tee with a black and white square graphic and an upside-down, distressed number 13 on the front, plus small text on the left sleeve.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Melange Grey
Sale price$83.00
Off-white Bib Number 13 t-shirt by La Machine, with the distressed number 13 pinned upside down on the chest — a nod to the peloton's oldest superstition.
Bib Number 13 - T-shirt - Off White
Sale price$83.00
The La Machine No Watts No Glory bidon, a 750ml water bottle with an oversized NO WATTS NO GLORY logo, shown on a plain background.
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No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml

“Glory sold separately.”

Sale price$32.00
  • 100% BPA-free plastic
  • Premium quality bidon
  • Leak-proof cap

Color:

Black
BlackThe La Machine No Watts No Glory bidon, a 750ml water bottle with an oversized NO WATTS NO GLORY logo, shown on a plain background.
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Description

A functional, visually appealing water bottle with an oversized 'No Watts No Glory' logo and a 750ml capacity for extra thirsty riders. Allez!

Highlights
  • BPA-free plastic
  • Easy-squeeze body
  • Leak-proof cap
  • Made in The Netherlands
  • Cycling-inspired design details
  • Premium quality bidon
  • 20% post-industrial recycled plastics
  • Dishwasher safe (40º)

Materials
  • 100% BPA-free plastic

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

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Delivery

  • NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR — €4,95 · free over €150 · 1–2 working days
  • Rest of EU — €9,95 · free over €150 · 2–3 working days
  • UK · NO · CH — €9,95 · free over €200 · 3–4 working days
  • Rest of World (incl. US & CA) — €19,95 · free over €200 · 3–9 working days

Returns

30 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn’t fit — because peace of mind matters.

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La Machine - Musette - Black
La Machine - Musette - Black

Designed in the Netherlands

$43.00

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$43.00
Pedal Power - Cycling Socks - White
Pedal Power - Cycling Socks - White

A sporty fit

$43.00

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$43.00
The La Machine No Watts No Glory bidon, a 750ml water bottle with an oversized NO WATTS NO GLORY logo, shown on a plain background.
No Watts No Glory - Bidon 750ml Sale price$32.00

Why it feels this good

Premium feel

What sets it apart: BPA-free plastic , an easy-squeeze body and a leak-proof cap .

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It's in the details

100% BPA-free plastic, made with fair wages. No fast fashion, just fabric that lasts for years.

Free Shipping during Le Tour (EU)

Le Tour is on, and the shipping is on us. From the opening stage to Paris, EU orders ship free. Order today, wear it at the next stage. Allez!

La Machine X EF Pro Cycling

200+ Humans. 1 Aesthetic. The entire EF Team, sorted.

Free shipping

On every order above €150 (EU)

Hassle-free returns

Because peace of mind matters: our easy return policy means you never have to worry when ordering.

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Inspired by breakaways, bidons and cols. We turn cycling culture into everyday style.