The La Machine Cycle Club Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap is a green adjustable bike cap with a front patch that reads, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, shown on a plain white background.

A model wearing the Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club.

A dark green Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club, shown from the back, features an adjustable strap with a metal buckle and white LA MACHINE embroidery near the opening.

The Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap by La Machine Cycle Club is a green bike cap with a white and black patch that says, I ride bikes because I suck at skateboarding, and has an adjustable strap for a perfect fit.

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Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap

$33.00

$65.00

Breathable cotton fabric
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Color:

Pine Green

In stock

Description

I ride bikes because I’m not great at skateboarding, choosing pedal strokes over kick flips and lycra love over baggy jeans.

Highlights

Classic 6-panel design
Adjustable strap for fit
Breathable cotton fabric
Made in China
Designed in the Netherlands
No itching labels
Ventilation eyelets
Rounded sewn-through visor

Materials

100% Cotton

We’re picky about what we wear in life beyond the race. Every piece starts with sustainably sourced fabrics from trusted suppliers — chosen for comfort, quality, and durability. Fast fashion?

Non merci.

Our packaging is made from recycled-based materials and is 100% compostable.

Read more about our mission.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery

NL · BE · DE · AT · LU · FR: €4,95 · free from €150 · 1–2 working days
Rest of EU: €9,95 · free from €150 · 2–3 working days
UK · NO · CH: €9,95 · free from €150 · 3–4 working days
Rest of World (incl. US & CA): €19,95 · free from €150 · 3–9 working days

Returns

100 days. Hassle-free. Return or exchange anything that doesn't fit, because peace of mind matters.

Suck at Skateboarding - Casual Cap

$33.00

$65.00

It's in the details

Born from cycling culture. Made for the moments after the ride.

The fabric

It starts with the fabric: 100% cotton. Classic 6-panel design. Adjustable strap for fit. Made to endure, wear after wear, wash after wash.

No fast fashion

Fast fashion is built for turnover. This isn't. Fewer pieces, better made, worn longer.

Après la Course

Cycling culture doesn't end at the finish line. It lives on in the moments between rides. For showing the world you ride, without dressing like you're racing.